.[1] Being neglected by family members will punish you.
You talk with your family in full swing, but you ignore her existence. She throws her beloved toy under the bed and then anxiously urges you to help her take it out.
Then she proudly watched you lie prone on the ground and pulled out the toy in the gap under the bed, and then she stuffed a new toy with a smile! ! !
Go back and forth until you realize your mistake and decide to play with her for a while before you can get mercy and forgiveness.
[2] Can’t talk, but has its own coup.
You are eating around the table with your family, but you ignore her position and authority in the restaurant. It doesn’t matter, she will remind you.
First, throw your upper body on the sofa, then pretend to kick your hind legs a few times in front of you, and finally yell at you. If you dare to ignore her, she will kick and yell harder, like a seizure ~
This constantly makes you realize her actual request > move my cot here quickly, or I will be on the couch, do you hear me? Do you hear me? ! ! I’m going up! ! !
In desperation, you moved her crib out of the bedroom, and people immediately jumped up ~ and then showed a quite satisfied look.
As a matter of fact, you know very well that this product can jump more than 1 meter high in situ, and how can it not get on that 50-centimeter broken sofa? She just kicked it for you on purpose! ! ! It doesn’t matter if she can’t speak, she has plenty of ways, which doesn’t affect the expression of meaning ~
Dog food bags have been changed into clothes.
[3] I don’t have to play with my toys, but no one can lose them for me.
When playing with her balloon, I accidentally kicked her sandbag under the sofa ~
People immediately threw away the balloon and climbed to the ground to observe the position of the sandbag. Then they kept muttering and urging you to take the sandbag out for her! !
But when you took that broken sandbag out breathlessly, she just took a faint look.
Then I will shoot the balloon to you again satisfactorily, indicating that we can continue the game. From beginning to end, from beginning to end! She didn’t even touch that damn sandbag.
People just think that the toy is mine. It doesn’t matter if I don’t play, but you can’t lose it for me! ! ! Do you hear me? ! Do you hear me? ! !
Do you say irritating?
The summer throne prepared by my mother is a water cushion in blue.
Memorizing short words is a master, but knowing too much is also a double-edged sword.
Mom grows a lot of vegetables in the courtyard, and birds often patronize her. Friends who have read my previous answers know that the one-sided bean likes to drive away birds. So once she hears the word bird mentioned in our words, she will immediately run to the courtyard to search for it, even if she is sleeping, she will bounce up instantly.
And I taught the one called bean > bird is also a bird, which leads to the fact that birds can’t speak Chinese and English well when chatting now.
So much so that when the one called bean sleeps now, we see birds in the courtyard.
Wife: Look, there are some little Polly in the yard.
Me: What? What is little Polly?
Wife: In Japanese, it means bird.
Me: Oh … Oh … I remember.
Me: What’s Japanese for cats? The one they called bean can’t hear this either.
Wife: Naikou ~
Me: OK, OK. ..
PS: How to teach dogs to memorize vocabulary? Interested friends can read it under the column of Douding. There are detailed tutorials.
It seems that it was taken after the sprained foot healed, with mother’s silk scarf.
[5] How can we have dinner if the side dishes are not served?
The diet of diced beans is very healthy and rich, but the most commonly eaten food is generally
Dog food+fish/chicken+yogurt/goat milk and the like.
She knows exactly what kind of food she has, so you can’t fool her at dinner.
Before, my mother tried to feed her and prepared dog food for her to eat.
As a result, she just looked at the rice basin and then at us.
My mother said, why doesn’t she eat?
We said: She’s waiting for chicken and yogurt. This side dish hasn’t been served yet. She won’t eat it all.-#
My mother said: What a drop! (meaning not to be provoked)
Like a lamb in an awkward period.
[6] Taking the initiative to go to the toilet is a strategic defensive weapon.
She only went to the toilet at home since she was a child, and convinced her through our education that it is very commendable to go to the toilet voluntarily.
So when you ask her to do something she hates, she takes the initiative to go to the bathroom to offset your unfavorable request.
For example, that time my mother teased her and said, Douding, I think it’s time for you to take a bath.
Hearing this, the one they called bean hurried to the toilet and looked back at us with a worried face.
What she said is true, I don’t want to wash it, I don’t want to wash it! ! ! You say that again, I will show you shit! ! Do you hear me? ! ! Do you hear me? ! You have to wipe my ass! ! ! !
My mother added: Come on, take a shower! !
At this time, the one they called bean has stood on the toilet cage for most of his body! ! !
Just then! ! My wife rushed out and said! ! ! Douding! ! ! Douding! ! ! Where are your sandbags? ! Let’s play sandbags! ! ! You don’t take a shower!
I beg you not to shit! ! I just washed my hands, and I don’t want to wipe your ass again! ! !
The one-sided bean was relieved immediately ~ the crisis was lifted ~
Because of her, there is too much fun in this life, mainly because I am not the one responsible for wiping my ass.
PS: How to teach dogs to take the initiative to go to the toilet? Interested friends can read it under the column of Douding. There are detailed tutorials.
Lazy as hell, a dog
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