Because it’s not like a dog
I often feel that my IQ can’t keep up with her.
Shortly after taking it home, it accidentally knocked over the trash can, and my mother didn’t say anything about it. After cleaning the trash can for a while, I couldn’t find the dog. After the whole house turned around, I found it standing on its own, putting its two front paws on the sofa, with its head down, and punishing itself.
When he went to walk the dog in the square, he took the lead in teasing other dogs and rushed forward. The dog behind him rushed with the boss. Then he suddenly braked and ran back to my arms, and all the other dogs rushed out without stopping.
Don’t tease the dog, teasing me is like playing.
I can peel bananas, eat melon seeds, eat longan, peel and spit out kernels.
Is this still a dog?
Updated on August 23, 2019
I didn’t expect so many people to watch it. I wrote a few things at that time, and if I really wrote them all, I could write a book.
My dog can still wake me up. Every morning, she watches TV with my mother on the sofa, and my mother says, go, call my sister up. Then she plopped off the sofa, jumped into my bedroom, slapped the bed paw by paw on the floor, then jumped into bed and stepped on me. If I didn’t respond, she arched my face with her long face and finally got me up successfully.
Of course, there are also accidents, that is, I opened my eyes in a daze and saw that it was a big baby, so I pressed her down and hugged her to sleep together.
So often my mother asked her to wake me up, and she didn’t move for a long time. She came in and took a look and said helplessly, I asked you to wake my sister up and didn’t let you sleep with her. However, the dog and I ignored her.
2021.06.03
Accidentally, there are so many praises … I won’t order anything more. I’m sorry for everyone.
Today, I suddenly remembered that one Mid-Autumn Festival, my family bought moon cakes (the kind sold in ordinary supermarkets) a few days in advance. The dog was very hungry at first, opened it and gave it to her, smelled it twice and ran away.
On the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, my friends and I went out and happened to pass by Holiland. We bought a gift box and went home. The dog came to smell it again, gave her a piece, ate two bites and left.
I visited my relatives’ house during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I got back a box of it, which was sent from the government office. It had no brand and was boxed in white paper. It was really fragrant. It smells so good that I don’t want to give it I just lay on the sofa and ate, and then it was such a big dog that it drooled for three thousands of feet on the edge of the sofa, and then thought about it and jumped up, directly pressing a whole piece on me.
I thought to myself, I won’t give you anything, so I’ll keep eating. He waited for a while, and suddenly “the dog was alert”, raised his head and looked into the kitchen. Then he ran to the kitchen and barked at the gas stove. I panicked. The dog didn’t smell the gas leak, did it? I quickly went to see it.
As soon as I stepped into the kitchen, it flew to the coffee table, took my moon cake in one bite and left without looking back.
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