I might be raising a… fake Dragon Li cat.
Why are yours so well – behaved, cute, obedient, and clingy!!!!!!
Mine turns into a “Flash” and does parkour all over the house at the slightest provocation. What if it steps on my stomach in the middle of the night? I just turn over and go back to sleep. What else can I do? I’m already used to it.
Unfortunately, it got beaten up by another cat downstairs and is also incredibly annoying. It goes to provoke that cat every day. The cat downstairs is caged, and mine goes down and squats beside the cage. The caged cat gets so angry that it hisses at mine, but mine doesn’t care and just keeps squatting there! If I were that cat, I’d come out and scratch my cat’s face too!
During the estrus period, it would howl desperately every night and wet the bed every day. Once you enter the room, the stench is so strong that it makes your eyes water. I don’t know why the urine of a cat in heat is especially… stinky.
On the day of its neutering, for its safety, I spent nearly 300 yuan more on an extra check – up. I stayed with it at the pet hospital all day because I was worried it would be scared. On the way back, there was a traffic jam, and I got carsick. I felt like I was about to pass out. When I got home, I just collapsed. After I got up groggily and went out for two minutes and came back, yes, it peed again!!!! (It was just having the check – up on the first day, not neutered yet.) I can’t remember its reaction, but I was so angry that I cried for a long time.
Bringing it home is one of the things I most regret in my life! You little rascal! I’ve had enough of you! You go and provoke that cat downstairs every day! If you’re so tough, why can’t you beat it? I rushed downstairs to save you before I even dried myself after a shower! I should have just watched you get disfigured!!!! Anyway, you’re a neutered cat, and no female cat will like you even if you’re not disfigured! By the way, the cat downstairs is also male!!! Holy crap, are you a gay cat or something????
You little rascal, do you know how much chicken breast and watermelon you’ve eaten of mine? Yes, this little rascal loves eating watermelon! Spit it all out for me!!!
And! I must complain!!! Every time this little rascal spits out hairballs, it has to do it on the bed!!!! Always on the bed! Is your own cat – scratching board no good??? There’s so much open space in the house. Do you deliberately run to the bed to disgust me? You win! You little rascal!
Every time I turn on the air – conditioner, it acts like a lord, occupying the best spot to enjoy the cool air. Pay the electricity bill!!! You little rascal! Pay the electricity bill for me! No money? Then go out and earn it. Being a “cat – duck” (a made – up term, imagining the cat working like a duck to earn money) wouldn’t be bad either. You’re fairly good – looking after all.
I beg you all to watch the video below!
If you watch it and don’t laugh, come to me, and I’ll give you money! (Scratch this out)
Promise me!!! You must watch it!
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Oh my god, I’m a bit overwhelmed by everyone’s enthusiasm.
My little rascal is called Kele. I bet there are a lot of cats with the same name. Do you know why it’s called Kele? Because its mother is called Xuebi…
I’ve already thought about the name for my next pet. It’ll be called Fanta.
Welcome to my place to pet the “soft – drink – named” cats, hahaha.
Let me add a few more pictures of Kele.
I’ve always wanted to use these two pictures as its ID photos. It just looks like its nose is a bit big from this angle. In fact, its nose is small and quite cute.
These are the pictures of it during neutering. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You brat, you finally got what’s coming to you!!!! To keep it from hating me, I asked my boyfriend to take it, but it didn’t work. It still likes my boyfriend more.
Kele is very angry about my way of seeking fame on Zhihu by “blackening” it. But I don’t care about you, hehehe. You brat.
This loser cat loves chewing on its paws.
There’s a kind of love called being redundant. Yeah, I’m the redundant one.
I don’t know why, but I just feel a bit sad. Maybe it’s because I have too much flesh on my face.
As long as I move fast enough, the camera won’t be able to catch me!
To be honest, the Dragon Li cat is really like a dog, I mean in terms of “destroying things at home”.
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