My British shorthair cat is really stupid

My British shorthair cat is really stupid.

I think it’s … at least mine is real.

Han.

Whenever you look at him, he is always in a state of dementia-as shown below.

I remember playing with him one night, and he jumped from the sofa with the cat stick in his mouth in an attempt to hide it.

Before jumping, he looked back at me by pulling his ear.

… then I really can’t ignore his provocative eyes.

As a result, I haven’t seen the scenery for two minutes, and the next moment I jump,

Bang slammed into the corner of the tea table not far apart.

! ! ! Shit, that’s pure stainless steel (? ) Sharp and hard corner of the table, even if the grass doesn’t hit me, it makes my skull cold (.

Wait, no, that’s not the point. The point is why you can hit the corner of the coffee table one and a half cats away with precision and poverty alleviation! !

After the collision, he was still stunned for a second, and then he began to scream at the plane ear at the corner of the table and made a threatening cry …

I thought, do you still have porcelain? Thanks to the corner of the table, you can’t talk, otherwise you won’t lose 258 thousand

But afterwards, I observed him for dozens of minutes, as if he didn’t play dumb or his nerves were affected, or he was as stupid as ever.

Oh, yes! My dear Han Han, he can snore! !

Just like people, snoring may be a little smaller than people, but there is a real snoring …

I was shocked when I first found it. I lived for seventeen years. The first time I saw a cat snoring …

But the problem is that he is not only stupid, but also fierce.

Don’t touch your stomach, don’t hug, don’t roll, even if you touch your ears five or six times more, and your tail starts to swing wildly, you can use it as an egg whip.

It has caused great damage to the body and mind of the sofa.

Look at this look. Is this the look a cute kitten should have?

You said you were fine. Can you rub me? (cat:? A bunch of men. You want me to be coquettish? )

But even with such fierce eyes, he can’t hide the fact that he is an iron handyman.

The real one is fierce and stupid.

He did something wrong, hit him, and he started screaming at the plane … If you are fierce, he won’t attack at once, but he will get into the corner of Gaga and grind it for you, so it won’t bleed or break the skin, but it will still hurt enough …

As well as saying that cats and mice are all about giving the mouse a life to run away, why are you just a swoop, turn around and bite the bat that accidentally broke into the house and spit on the ground, trying to make him move with his claws? !

Who can move this? Hey, asshole!

Excuse me, what strange places have you used your fighting power …

Another time, he was fierce about mops. (He hated mops and brooms, and he was angry at the sight. Does anyone know why? I’m so confused.) He punched himself and hurt his hand-

Touch porcelain twice to open! Began to attack the mop crazily and made the kind of screaming that cats fight with …

Excuse me, when can you stop your iron-handed behavior?