I have a male Husky.

I have a male Husky.

I have a male Husky.

In the community where I lived before, there was a large lawn. It was large and on high ground, far from the residential buildings. So every night, some dog-raising friends would lead their dogs over, let go of the leash, and let them play and fight on the lawn.

There were Border Collies, German Shepherds, Alaskans, and so on. There were also some small dogs, but no poodles.

Everyone had a lot of fun playing every day. Basically, at the beginning, the big dogs chased each other and the small dogs were a little timid beside them. They didn’t dare to go up but didn’t want to run away. They followed closely. Later, when they got familiar with each other, they also rolled around among the big dogs – a peaceful and joyful, lively and warm scene.

Until one day, a poodle came.

My Husky has no interest in puppies. It usually only plays with big dogs. Among them, there is a female blackback that it likes very much. It always wants to “ride” her. The female blackback (seems) unwilling, but not fierce. Every time the Husky climbs up, she flips over and pushes it away with her legs, then pretends to bite it, then runs away a few steps, and then lies down. The Husky chases it again, climbs up, pushes it away, and bites it… Over and over again, the Husky has never succeeded, but the female blackback has never been particularly fierce. In this way, the two of them spent one beautiful night after another, from the new moon to the full moon~

It was a night with a bright moon and sparse stars. It was September, the third autumn. As usual, the Husky climbed towards the dog of his heart with a heart-warming look in his eyes. I saw its two strong front legs resting on the dark spine of the blackback. At this moment, just when the female blackback was about to turn over but not yet turned over, and the Husky was about to ride on it but not yet riding, suddenly a ball of fluffy objects fell from the sky and jumped onto my Husky’s body at lightning speed. .

What the f……? The Husky instantly jumped vertically and high up. What is a vertical jump? It’s the funny video you’ve seen, when a cat is suddenly startled, the cat will arch its back, vertically limbs, and scream meow~ and jump vertically. . The Husky is the same except that it can’t meow~ – at that moment, my Husky was frightened like a cat. .

After landing, the Husky looked confused and looked back at me. I guess its mood at that moment was: What the hell is this? And: Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do? And: Am I a male or a female?

I also looked at it with a confused face. The man and the dog looked at each other for a few seconds, and the Husky “woofed” and turned his head to climb back to the blackback.

But goose. . But… But that damn poodle was already on the blackback!

I guarantee that at that moment, Erha really began to doubt his life. .

The blackback began to roll over as if to chase Erha, pushing it away, and biting it symbolically. . But it didn’t work! The poodle was not as easy to be chased away as the Erha. It was small and couldn’t bite it even if it bent over. .

The blackback whimpered a few times, and started to run away while whimpering, trying to shake off the poodle. .

From that day on, the dogs playing together became history. Whichever dog the poodle took a fancy to, that dog would run away while barking and rolling, and then it would switch its target to another dog, and 1 Vs N was our daily routine. .

From that day on, every time my Erha wanted to ride the blackback, he seemed very hesitant, as if he was thinking about something. .

From that day on, there were fewer and fewer small dogs on the lawn. .

Finally, here is a cute (silly) picture of my Husky:

and its recent appearance as a fat dog:

Finally, on behalf of my Husky, I want to say something to that poodle:

You are literally the most amative, unbelievable, horrible dog in the world, and I am af**king Husky……

Haha, the above was written as a fun thing. In fact, we don’t really hate that poodle, and neither do the dogs. We still go to play together every day~


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