The story of my dog Doudou and the poodle. I have heard that poodles are lustful.
“Fuck the sky, fuck the earth, fuck the air” is the three-combination “poodle” given to him by Jianghu Lao Pao.
This is “fuck the air” –
oh no, it’s training abdominal muscles.
1The
story happened that afternoon. I went out to walk the dog. As soon as I opened the door, I heard the sound of a small bell ringing upstairs.
A girl and a brown poodle came down from upstairs.
I had a bad feeling.
My dog is called “Doudou”. As the name suggests, the dog is quite aggressive.
And he especially remembers grudges. This dog was fucked by a little poodle when he was three months old, so now whenever he sees a poodle, his anus will tighten and his adrenaline will surge.
At this time, the beauty upstairs slowly came downstairs. Before I could make eye contact with her, I found that the poodle and Doudou had already made eye contact.
“Not good.” I was shocked.
But the girl seemed to see what I was thinking.
“Don’t worry, my poodle is a girl.”
As soon as she finished speaking, the female poodle rode on Doudou. Started to output crazily.

I was a little confused, “Is this poodle really a female?”
Of course, you should be civilized in front of girls, especially this girl is pretty.
“Is this poodle really a girl?” Although my tone was incredible, it was gentle.
The girl was also confused. I guess she was thinking, “This poodle is a fake poodle.”
Of course, although my Doudou is aggressive, this “aggression” is mainly directed at male dogs.
Didn’t Doudou get fucked by a poodle when he was a child, so he holds a grudge?
Not true.
The one who holds a grudge is the wretched poodle uncle.
Poodle loli, Doudou will not hold a grudge.
But –
I am very very confused, why would a female poodle make a “CAO” action to my Doudou.
With doubts, I took Doudou for a walk and went home quickly.
2
Let’s talk about the poodle that molested my Doudou.
He is so bold.
Later, he met two Chow Chows in another building and wanted to CAO them, but he was KOed by the two Chow Chow brothers.
This is also a point that puzzled me: Why do male poodles not even let go of male dogs?
3
Later I checked it out.
Poodles rubbing against things is not entirely related to estrus.
They just want to use this action with the meaning of “conquest” to declare that their status is higher than the other party.
This
seems to explain why the female poodle would CAO my Doudou. It can also explain why male poodles don’t even let go of male dogs.
4
But let’s get back to the topic.
Poodles in estrus are quite lustful.
The frequency of sexual impulses is very high.
Basically, looking at the toys at home can make them feel impulsive.
(Voiceover: You won’t believe it if I tell you, it was this toy that got started first…)
Therefore, it can roughly explain why poodles account for a large proportion of the pet market.
For them, there are some things engraved in their genes that cannot be forgotten.
——If a poodle is not lustful, what is the difference between it and salted fish?
——Hmm?
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