My dog ​​is a male, and he is jealous.

My good is male, and he is jealous.

My friend brought two little bitches to my house yesterday. The goods in my house are public, and the way of hospitality has been achieved. Let them play with toys, let them eat snacks, and I feed them. He deliberately refused to eat them and gave them to the little bitches. The toys were robbed without making any noise, just pestering others like anthomaniac. However, if someone is sterilized, they must be indifferent to him, and he always smells people and licks their ass impolitely.

The little bitch clung to her master, and only liked to lie beside her master, but didn’t like to play with her. He became angry from embarrassment and bit her in front of her master. She didn’t bite her politely, which was playful, and then he gave her a slap. He was twice as big as her, and his claws were big and rude.

I couldn’t help saying a few words about him, and then we had dinner and chatted with my friend. During dinner, we laughed at his failure to pursue women. After a while, my friend said, Oh, pepper peed on my clothes. I turned my head and didn’t see him pee. So I was dubious. Because he is very smart, he can even take slippers and cigarettes. He completely urinated at a fixed point when he was 6 months old, completely. I will retaliate. If I go out to play without him, I will deliberately pee on the bed to retaliate. If I beat him, he will secretly bite your clothes. Usually, he doesn’t tear down the house. He only bites slippers and never bites your clothes and pants. Only that day he was beaten and he bit one of my clothes!

Then, if he is beaten outside, he will call for reinforcements. He will run to the back of a stranger for protection. This is divided into general beatings or severe beatings. Generally, beatings are like slapping him. He will immediately put his head on your shoulder and pretend to admit his mistake. You scold him, but he will lick your mouth. That is, if he knows he is wrong, don’t scold him. If you beat him, he will block your hand with a dog’s paw and protect his face. If he is severely beaten, he will take a branch.

Ok, that’s enough about his cleverness. You know, this product is not simple.

Then my friend shouted and said, Look at him urinating again. I turned my head and saw that he lifted his leg again and accurately urinated on my friend’s clothes. The sound of urine was as loud as turning on the tap, and that guy was calmly and confidently afraid that he didn’t play well. His three feet were stuck on the ground like nails, and he didn’t dodge at all. Even our screaming and cursing didn’t interrupt his shooting. He was like an old shooter, aiming at the target with confidence. I only saw my friend’s down jacket, which was heated by himself, dripping with water. I wanted to help him wash it, but he said it couldn’t be washed. There were wires in it. I was afraid that it would dirty my chair, so I quickly took my floor into the toilet and hung it up.

This time my idea collapsed, because I always thought he was kind and not so bad. When my friend said it for the first time, I thought my friend was wrong or slandered him. I was deeply suspicious and touched his little brother, wet! Now I see him come to mend the knife with my own eyes. I’m really angry and funny. Why is this product so scheming and bad?

In fact, he is jealous, and my friend is male. He is provoking and swearing his territory.