Confession: Life is insignificant, just kidding.
God sent an angel to my home, destined to get rid of loneliness, and my heart is bubbling with gurgling every day. Staring at his eyes, depression and grief turned into strength.
Let’s go to the stuffy dog picture we brought back on the first day.
79-day-old dog, take it home, don’t talk all day, feed it, and get angry with us at other times (because we are eating but don’t give it to him! Name: jun Ye (origin: my husband’s name is jun, and calling a dog Jun Ye every time is like scolding my husband and being Japanese, so I chose this pun name).
Go out to work in the morning, put it in a dog cage, and let it out when my husband gets home at noon. He was very distressed by Golden Retriever. At the beginning of the week, he held the county grandfather in his arms and basked in the sun like a 50-year-old man. It is true that the naughty factor of the county master has not been released yet. Stay safely in the cage during the day and wait for the master to come home, but! A week later, the caged dog opened the door and ran out to pee and shit! After that, it was a hellish day. Every day, the smell of the county magistrate came to my face. When friends came to the house, they were blown out by the bad smell, and the thief was embarrassed. What’s more, I love taking pictures of shit, and there are a lot of pictures of shit in my mobile phone. Go home and take photos regularly and send them to my husband, so that he won’t forget the smell of the county grandfather when he works overtime.
When it comes to training the county magistrate to go to the toilet to shit and pee, it is a history of blood and tears. Go home and shovel shit into the toilet every day, point to the shit and say, “Sir, this is where you shit, understand? Fight if you don’t understand! ” Or, as soon as I get home, I look for shit at first sight, and then I look for mosquito swatter at second sight (I didn’t buy a racket specially for spanking dogs, so I’m poor, as the saying goes). I grab the dog’s neck meat with my left hand and carry it next to the shit, and point to the location of the shit with my right hand and tell him, “It’s not here! Want to be beaten? “The beat of the right hand hit the floor hard, and then spanked, only spanked! Other places will be very painful! Spanking will help you remember.
I endured a month of shitting and peeing everywhere, and finally knew how to go to the toilet to shit and pee, but only once was special.
When I was eating, I was locked in a cage and kept barking. Yes, after buying it for a few days, the county grandfather who was locked in a cage contributed the first exchange: Wang Wang! I want to eat! My husband’s heart has softened. But I didn’t feed it, and I got angry for a long time, and I ran behind my husband and sprinkled him with urine! Ha ha ha ha! I’m not convinced, so I’ll spare the table and scatter it again! Just behind, sitting on a low bench.
From then on, the county grandfather spent all his meals in a cage.
I’m angry and I’ll just piss on you.
Jun Ye’s handsome, people can’t help making expression packs.
use a seductive women to corrupt sb
I am the dividing line towards cultural people.
There is no loneliness in this world, only ink.
To the mother dog who can’t get up in the morning
Climb to bed at eight o’clock every morning on time, and you must climb over the pillow! Smell lazy mom with her ass that shits on time every morning! This is what the county magistrate does every day!
Lazy! Get out of bed! Serve me for dinner!
I’m the county magistrate.
Mom and dad were annoyed by me this morning, and the goods they couldn’t get up actually intended to murder others! Excessive!
Is grandpa cute? You won’t be responsible for being killed.
Miss the goddess Yifei every day
The most beautiful me, waiting for the snow to melt.
Staring at snacks, do you see the deep love in my eyes
I just ran out of the cage and pretended that no one had noticed.
There is no lower limit for a couple, even patting someone’s ass, and quickly clamping their tails!
Hahahahahahaha, actually, there are still many good memories. I will make new ones when I have time.
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