What kind of experience is that? Hahaha, a standard Zhihu-style question and answer.
Golden retrievers have three good qualities: they are light, soft, and easy to push down~~
Oh, sorry, I said the wrong word.
Golden retrievers have six good
qualities: smart, amiable
, good-tempered, honest, and hand warmer.
First, they are smart.
They can do anything you teach them. They can defecate at designated locations, shake hands, lie down, bump into things, roll over, wait, and do the top-up method. They can do it three times in three attempts.
Second, they are amiable,
extremely amiable, and even clingy. Among the 12 zodiac signs, they belong to the type that is a plaster. They will follow you wherever you go. Of course, don’t expect to have any privacy when you go to the toilet. They will also watch over you when you are having a big fight. They’re just short of hanging a sign saying they have a public toilet administrator and asking you to pay.
Third, they have a good temper and
never lose their temper, whether they are adults or children. Even if you hurt him, he will only whimper a few times in grievance and will never bare his teeth at you (many puppies are sensitive and will really bite you if you hurt them).
Fourth, he is good-looking
and cool. He is the Peng Yuyan among dogs. If you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, the possibility of being approached by taking a golden retriever out will definitely increase by more than 100%.
Even otakus and fujoshis who are not good at chatting can have countless topics to talk about dogs.
Don’t you believe it? If you see a golden retriever on the street, will you be able to pet it?
Mom doesn’t have to worry about me not being able to find a boyfriend or girlfriend anymore.
Fifth, he is honest .
Compared with Border Collies, they are both highly intelligent dogs,
but Golden Retrievers are more obedient (more timid).
Everyone knows that many dogs will open the door and sneak out by themselves,
right? For example, the Border Collies in my friend’s house will sneak out by themselves. I can open the door by myself…After watching the owner open the door several times, I often put my paw on it, and the door opened with a click…
My friend called me and asked me if I could change to a fingerprint lock. I really wanted to give him a look of “you are mentally retarded” through the phone screen: fingerprint locks are unlocked with fingerprints from the outside, have you ever seen a door unlocked from home that requires fingerprints?
This problem has no answer until now…It’s just that the Border Collie still recognizes its home. After opening the door and going out, it knows to come back by itself. If one day it doesn’t come back after opening the door, it must have met love…
My golden retriever also showed signs of opening the door by itself: it stood up and scratched the door handle with its paws, and I scolded it loudly with a dog-beating stick (the plastic shoe horn bought at IKEA) for 1 0 minutes: Point to the door handle and say NO! loudly, then pull up his paw, put it on the door handle, hit his paw with a dog-beating stick, and then say NO. The golden retriever will know that this is not allowed, and he will be beaten if he does it.
So the golden retriever is like a loyal minister in ancient times, using his intelligence to manage the world for the emperor, and he does whatever the emperor says. The squad leader is like the
leader
of the rebels, and he thinks: Hmm? Are there any kings, princes, generals, and ministers? I am so capable, why can’t I be the emperor?
Cunning
Sixth, hand warmer
Golden retrievers are large and soft, especially in winter, super hand warmers, put in the quilt to warm the bed is simply top-notch, you can send it to this link to feel it.
Of course, the disadvantage of the factory leader is that he produces too much hair…
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