Samoyed is stupid, and people don't agree.

Samoyed is stupid, and people don’t agree

First of all, subject, your question is not appropriate. ……………

What? No, I have a problem.

The following one has an opinion.

Unhappy, huh, bad guy, is he stupid? I’m not stupid, you are stupid, and your whole family is stupid! !

Right, right, right. You’re not stupid. The subject is stupid.

Really? Really? I told you, I’m so smart, you can tell by my color.

You see, subject, you said Samoyed was stupid, but people disagreed.

OK, subject, I have always had a list of stupid dogs in my mind. What dog did you build first?

I don’t know. I won’t tell you either. Hmm.

Second place I can tell you, come on, put your ears in.

Erha, who ranks second in the list of the stupidest, has something to say.

Brother Ha’s big name is Doudou, a Doudou who eats and sleeps and fights Doudou.

His deeds include: jumping into the community pool to catch fish. ………. chased cats in the community every day. All the wildcats in the whole community and around the community were restless … and tore three curtains. Now his owner doesn’t install curtains at home. ……….. shit on the coffee table … several times! ! ! ….. That’s enough. I can’t go on.

This is a photo I snapped, and he always looks like this every time he turns on the water blower. ………..

If ranked according to stupidity, Husky deserves to be the leader of the sled.

The word “sleigh three fools” is actually very inappropriate. In fact, I really think that Alaska and Samoyed are quite smart except huskies. ……..

Is Alaska stupid?

Hmm … Tell you what, subject.

Come on, look him in the eye and tell me if Alaska is stupid.

Not stupid. I see your stupid words are not spoken.

Do you understand the law of looking at faces? Look at faces! ! ! ! Alina Zhang’s face in front, not the face behind, look back! ! !

Once, a friend wanted to keep a Samoyed. Not long after, I met this product. The conditions were simple. I packed him home in a cardboard box. Fortunately, the shop was not far from where I lived, so I took him home by the way after work. My friend was away from home. Let me help raise him for a few days first.

I never expected it.

This product is totally unfamiliar. On the first day when I brought it back, I climbed out of the paper box, crawled all over the bed and bit my bag.

Look at me, fuck your sister. You bit my bag on the first day. There is not much in our house, but there is no shortage of cages. Give me a break and be honest and don’t hinder me from playing dota.

I thought this would be fine.

Never thought. Wow.

Oh, fuck, don’t bite my shoelaces, open them, or you’ll kill the flax fall. The cow is about to jump, and you still bite my shoelaces. Go away, go away, go away.

No, how the fuck did you get out?

Tell me, is a dog that will climb out of the cage by itself when it is more than a month old stupid?

Teammate: the tide is opening. Are you fucking standing in the crowd and circling?

Me: There was a dog biting my shoelaces below, so I bent down to get him. …….

Teammate: Hehe, why didn’t you say card?

Me: ………………..

After two or three months, I went to a friend’s house, which is so long.

Oh, I’m so touched. I’ve only raised you for a few days and you still know me. Emma is so sensible, and she knows how to rub my leg. Look, Emma, why are you so affectionate? Emma ….. Oh, fuck, don’t pee on my feet. Fuck off! ! ! !

My friend saw that he was so congenial to me and said that I would go out for a few more days. Please help me take him for a few more days.

Shake your head without hesitation.

A pack of 1916.

A pack of 1916, you just want to buy me off. I have this ………

Two packs.

Look at this. He’s so ……….

Three bags.

Deal. A week at most. If he doesn’t come back for a week, I’ll make him a stray dog.

It went well the other day, until, until I died and took him to take a bath.

Look, if you look at me again, I won’t go over there. Are you still going to throw water? Look at my face, this dress, this apron, ah! ! Are you still dumping? You said you wouldn’t dump me.

: Wang Wang

Ok, it’s a deal. Don’t throw water on me.

We agreed not to throw water, liar! !

It happened that my sister invited me to dinner that day. I thought about it and took him.

Never thought. Wow.

Sister: Wow, so cute. Can I touch him?

Me: of course. Look at him. He’s so good. Feel it casually. ……….

Come on, tell me, what do you want? You don’t shit early and you don’t shit late. You shit when such a beautiful girl touches you. Are you nervous? Do you like to shit when you are nervous? Assi! ! ! !

Sister: This dog is so cute. What’s its name?

Me: He …..

Under the table: Wang Wang.

Me: He said his name was glutinous rice.

Sister: How old is he?

Me: He …..

Under the table: woof woof.

Me: He said he was four months old.

Sister: Do you know what he is saying?

Me: Me ……

Under the table: woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

I reluctantly took out the bone from my bag and threw it to him.

Me: He said, I must know.

I guess what he meant was, bones! ! Want bones! ! Give me the bones! ! !

Mama of, this foodie, it simply affects my plan to communicate with my sister.

Subject, do you think he is stupid? I think he’s a monkey and a monkey. You can tell by his monkey face.

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