I can’t tell you. Let me tell you an interesting story.
One night, my partner and I were walking in the community and saw a Border Collie. I knew Border Collie was very smart, so I wanted to follow him.
The Border Collie sniffed in a pile of grass and turned back, with a brick in its mouth. We were both shocked. We have seen dogs holding leaves and paper, but we have never seen dogs holding bricks.
What does a brick look like?
Red bricks, that’s right, this kind of brick.
The kind that can be photographed.
I think it’s quite heavy, not to mention that it’s held in its mouth. It doesn’t pick it up and put it down, but it holds it in its mouth while walking.
His owner explained that this dog likes to collect stones, red bricks, pebbles, and small stones. He takes them home and keeps them. This is his hobby. I asked him what his dog’s name was, and he said Sasa. I called him “Sasa” and he stopped, turned around, and raised his chin elegantly to look at me, as if he was a prince of the dog kingdom who had fallen into the human world.
At this point, I suddenly remembered my silly dog. It was not a purebred dog. The dog seller said it was a Labrador mixed breed. It didn’t have any hobbies, let alone collecting stones. Oh, there was one hobby, which was licking stinky socks, running around with underwear in its mouth, and fucking his toy dog, which he wanted to do once a day. I called him by his name “Guagua”, and his ears suddenly stood up. The dog ran towards me without stopping, looking at the dog food bag and the dog leash.
Sasa eats to live, and Guagua lives to eat.
Alas, thinking of this, my silly dog should be a white corgi and Labrador mixed breed, with short legs, and looks like a rabbit. The only thing I am proud of is that his skin is very white, his ears are super long, and his ears can move, and they can move in different directions.
What should we do to find a wife? The dog we like doesn’t like us. His father and I discussed it and decided that he is 28 years old. Let’s find a small mixed dog. We don’t expect a Border Collie. We have different interests, so why force it? What do you think?
Here is a marriage announcement:
Name: Yang Guagua
Gender: Male
Age: 11 months (equivalent to 28 years old in human)
Hobbies: playing with balls, smelling smelly socks, holding underwear, and fucking toy dogs.
Advantages: Can understand “go out to play”, “hungry”, “eat”, “bye”, “go home”, “sit”, “sleep”. Loves cleanliness. When he comes back from going out, he will wait for the director to wipe his feet, buttocks and mouth. He is not in a hurry when eating. No matter how delicious it is, he will not wolf it down. He can open a mineral water bottle. The ears are erect and can move. The two ears can be separated and moved, which is very flexible. I feel very safe with him.
Location: Tianjin, Qingdao, Langfang.
Ideal lover: short, clean, and gentle.
I hope to find a like-minded dog.
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