When the cat was almost nine months old, I planted some succulents. So far, they seem to coexist harmoniously. Although it occasionally pulls off some leaves, other times it’s relatively harmonious (let’s just pretend it’s harmonious. Even though it knocked them over once, uprooted two plants, broke one, and there are occasional tooth marks on the leaves.
Every now and then, I can find leaves and small stones from the flower pots on the floor, and at midnight, I can always hear the sound of it struggling to reach them. But I don’t care about these at all, and I can’t even remember them. I beat it twice, but it doesn’t affect our deep “brotherly” affection. Lan’er, right? Lan’er: Purr purr purr……… Honey, look, Lan’er doesn’t hold grudges. Put down your slipper first.)
At around ten months old, it started to look like a big cat. During the Double Eleven shopping festival, we spent nearly three thousand yuan on it again. It’s really a money – swallowing monster. Recently, we changed its cat food to Orijen Chicken. It acts like it’s never eaten before every day, often performing the “cat food disappearance trick”. During the food – changing period, it had soft stools, so we planned to add some probiotics. But this is a technical task. If you add the probiotics too slowly, well, it will finish the cat food???
If you hold the bowl in one hand and add the probiotics with the other hand, it can knock the bowl over. If you take the bowl away to add the probiotics, it will meow pitifully. As soon as the cat food bucket is opened and it smells the food, you’re in for it. So my girlfriend and I have developed a unique skill of balance. There should be applause here.
It’s almost eleven months old. Look at that aggrieved little look. What’s wrong? Are you starving???? You’re eating more and more now. Is the “pig gene” in the British Shorthair’s genes about to be activated like a VIP membership??? Stop licking the bowl after you finish eating.
You’re so dramatic. Just to prevent you from having soft stools, no matter how dramatic you are, we won’t give you a midnight snack. I’ve reached an agreement with my girlfriend on this. Besides, it’s written on the bag that for a cat your size, 65g of food per day is enough to meet your energy needs. We’re already being nice by giving you 70g. Hey, hey, don’t pull my pants (whispering: When your stools are normal again, we’ll restore it to 80g per day. Stop pulling, stop pulling).
Weekly care is essential, including cleaning ears, trimming nails, brushing teeth, combing fur, and regular external parasite prevention. When wrapped up like a cat burrito, it’s extremely obedient.
Finally, here’s a side – profile photo of the cat and my girlfriend to prove that I have a girlfriend (guys with yellow urine can save it. And I’m not drunk, no matter how many dishes I’ve had). Bye ~~
I’m back again. I might update it every month as a growth record of the cat ~ emmmmm, let’s call it “The Growth Story of Lanbuff” (whispering: My girlfriend is looking at what to buy for the cat during the Double Twelve shopping festival again).
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