I don’t have a Teddy dog at home, but a friend of mine does. I heard it was a stray dog on the street. My friend felt sorry for it and out of kindness, brought it home.
My friend is quite busy with work, so after bringing the little Teddy home, he left it with his parents in the countryside and went to visit it every day. At first, the little Teddy was very well – behaved. But not long after it got familiar with the place, it started to show its “libidinous” nature.
Needless to say, the pillows and mattresses at home didn’t escape. The little Teddy “mounted” them all. Sometimes, it was even so audacious as to hug my friend’s parents’ legs. And what was the result? Just like the lyrics sung by Jay Chou, “It was kicked away.”
After being well – behaved for only a couple of days, the Teddy started causing trouble again. After getting familiar with the countryside, it wasn’t tied up, and they would let it out for a walk from time to time. But this “walk” was like a category – 10 typhoon. In about a week, several female dogs in the neighborhood were “courted” by the Teddy.
One day when my friend went home, several neighbors came over and asked him to control his Teddy. They said it was so irresponsible that it had made several “single – mother” dogs in the village. My friend’s face turned red with embarrassment. It was really awkward.
Even more exaggeratedly, one day, the daughter of a neighbor came over with their pure – bred Golden Retriever in a huff, demanding an explanation. She said that the Teddy had “defiled” her Golden Retriever, and now it was pregnant. The bloodline was no longer pure, and so on. This made my friend so ashamed that he wanted to crawl into a hole in the ground.
I don’t know how this matter ended up in the end. I only heard from my friend that most of the puppies in the village later were the offspring of their Teddy.
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