We have a white female cat named Factory Director.

We have a white female cat named Factory Director.

We have a white female cat named Factory Director.

I named her Factory Director because she came to our house when we received a renovation project for a heating factory. Because the Factory Director was the biggest under the historical conditions at that time, I named her Factory Director.

My wife followed her name for a few days, but felt that it was too vulgar and could not reflect the love and wisdom in the Factory Director’s body. She named her Little Doctor, and later changed it to Bread. Of course, the reference standard was the Factory Director’s food intake. This is appropriate. Now bread is long and bread is short.

I don’t care. It’s just a cat. If you don’t win the lottery, you can still beat it every day to vent your anger. According to the real scene, it’s right to call it a glutton, but according to my wife’s eloquence and tone, we are glutton father and glutton mother.

I think about it carefully, so forget it. The Factory Director’s parents are retired cadres after all.

My wife and my son picked up the Factory Director outside. When he just came back, he was about one month old. He couldn’t even turn over a glass glue box. He meowed in grievance all night.

Later, as it grew up, there was basically no place to trap it. It did whatever it wanted, and there were three servants waiting behind it.

It ate at four in the morning every day, scratched the door after eating, did not sleep in the middle of the night, and parkoured in long and short circles, which really made me extremely painful.

I quarreled with my wife several times and asked her to throw away the factory manager, but under her tears of wisdom, it was impossible to do it. My wife would rather be humble and never give up the factory manager. She felt that the factory manager could heal her soul better than me .

After quarreling several times, I felt it was boring, so I simply stopped quarreling. Gradually, I got used to following the cat and followed the cat. The rules followed the cat. The factory manager is indeed the factory manager.

Focus on the cat, and then your life will be much smoother.

Because of the cat, the wife who always said the last sentence will sometimes consciously coax you a few words. After all, it is because she wants to raise a cat. Although I know that she is lying to you against her will, it is good news for me with normal IQ.

The tabby cat is very wild.

After three years, the bear has been trained like a dog, and the factory director has not been trained much either, but now he doesn’t bite or scratch people much. My wife’s arms and face are often covered with scars.

Last time, the factory director knocked over my water cup and asked me to beat him, but he scratched my hand. I beat him for three days in a row. He beat me every time I saw him, and he kicked and beat me. As a result, the cat would only protest and beat around me later.

I don’t provoke it, and it doesn’t provoke me actively. The Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence are considered to be signed.

The factory director eats cat food. It’s hard to say whether he is picky or not. He eats beef jerky, not pork, chicken occasionally, and definitely doesn’t eat rice and the like. I know carbohydrates are not good.

It’s easy to raise or not. If you can focus on the cat and adjust your life pattern, then it will be easy to raise.

If you focus on yourself, forget it.

You can’t change the rules of the cat. It is stubborn. After all, its nickname is Tiger.


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