I think my tabby cat Hua Jie has a rather complicated IQ

I think my tabby cat Hua Jie has a rather complicated IQ

. I think my tabby cat Hua Jie has a rather complicated IQ. It cannot be simply described as smart or stupid. For example, when she does something bad, I stop her in a stern tone, and she usually understands and immediately stops what she is doing, lowers her head and puts her paws together to listen to me teaching her a lesson. She is very honest, sincere and timid. Then, as soon as I stop talking, she continues the unfinished business at hand. This happens several times until I lose my patience and grab her to beat her up. Then it escalates to a fight without extending her claws, and ends with her running away and admitting defeat. It’s like this every time!

When the cat food bowl is empty, she will come to my bedside and fan me to wake me up from my sleep. If she doesn’t want to drink the water after it’s been left for too long, she will run under the faucet and meow at me. If she wants to play with me, she will act cute and lie down with her belly exposed to attract me. Then, as soon as I reach out my hand, even if it’s just touching her chin, she will immediately hug it and start chewing it. It doesn’t bleed but it hurts. Now her favorite game is to turn off the lights at night and stand at the head of the bed, looking down at me and playing this stupid game of you stretch out your paw and I stretch out my paw to see who gets the pat. She uses her paw pads to pat me, which is so cute. Sometimes, when she gets excited, she wants to lie down and turn over on her belly to play as if she were on flat ground, and then she will slide down from the gap between the head of the bed and the wall. She looks so stupid that it’s really unbearable to watch.

Sister Hua especially likes me to comb her hair. As long as she sees me take out the combing brush, she will automatically come to my side and lie down. When combing her hair, she will automatically turn over, from side A to side B. When she has combed her head enough, she will stretch her neck to signal me that it is time to comb her neck. She will also lie on the ground and wriggle for me to comb the places she wants to be combed. She likes me to ravage her big face, likes me to give her a good care, and then has a lewd look on her face as if she is having an orgasm, without any sympathy for my hard work. Sometimes, when I am tired and don’t want to touch her, she will turn her head and look at me with dissatisfaction and meow to signal me to continue. She feels that I am just her free massager, sob.

Hua Jie is a typical bully at home. She is always in her room, but she is very cowardly when she goes out. The first time I took her to see a doctor, I coaxed her in the cat bag for a long time in the car on the way. She was already a little lively, but she became timid as soon as she entered the hospital. I don’t know if it’s because there are too many cats in the hospital. Then the doctor examined her and she was as timid as a cat. When I wanted to touch her when she was given an injection, the doctor asked me to go away, saying that he was afraid that the cat would be stimulated and scratch me. As a result, Hua Jie was in a state of panic until the injection was finished. She was so cowardly that the doctor laughed.

When I get home from work, no matter where Hua Jie is in the house, she will come out to greet me with a trembling meow when she hears me open the door. Sometimes she really welcomes me, and sometimes she just wants to run away from my feet. After running out, she will peek at the doors of other people’s houses in the corridor. She is particularly interested in the shoe racks at the doors of other people’s houses. I don’t care about her. I open the door and let her play for a while. After a while, she will come in by herself. If she doesn’t come in, I will go to find her. Twice she ran upstairs. This stupid cat can only go upstairs but not downstairs. The layout of each floor of my building is the same. When I went upstairs twice, I saw her howling and knocking on the door with a crazy face at the position corresponding to my door downstairs. She was still too stupid to watch.

The latest stupid thing she did was yesterday. Her cat toilet was at the door of the toilet. I was looking for something there yesterday. She looked at me for a while, then went to the cat toilet to poop. There was a loud noise when she was looking for something. Then I saw a shadow running out. I didn’t pay attention. Then I turned around and saw her dragging her butt forward with her front paws, and her butt rubbed against the floor… There was a piece of poop not far away… Did this thing run out with a piece of poop? The picture in my mind is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

Here is a picture of the mighty Hua Jie with a filter. She should be more mighty when she grows up, but her appearance cannot hide the fact that she is essentially mentally retarded.