I really regret having a ragdoll cat!

I really regret having a ragdoll cat!

Don’t ever raise one!

I cry and accuse.

Because he is so cute, I can’t bear to buy him anything that is at my level. I think those things are not worthy of him, but this is not his shortcoming, it’s my lack of money.

He is really too clingy, so I often want to hug my boyfriend in the middle of the night and hug a ball of furry things, and I want to kick my boyfriend and kick a ball of furry things off the bed. When I was sleeping soundly, he kissed, nibbled, and licked me, arched my neck, rubbed my face with his little wet nose, and took care of my hair, making my freshly washed hair willowy.

Ragdoll cats have a disease that is particularly difficult to cure. I don’t know how other people’s ragdolls are, but this baby in our family will lie down and snore when people get close to him. This disease not only makes him look like an experienced pimp, but also seriously affects my work efficiency. I, an animation migrant worker, used a five-minute budget to stand up and pee. I met this little bitch cat halfway, squatted down and caressed it, and when I stood up again, it must have been after the client’s father called me in a row.

Look how happy he is.

Don’t say that ragdoll cats are little angels. You won’t know until you raise them. Once you raise them, you can’t stop eating them. Those who can’t stop eating are all devils!

My boyfriend, a migrant worker in the film and television industry, is an entrepreneurial dog. He often comes home exhausted and lies on the bed in suspended animation. At this time, my cat will give full play to his thoughtfulness and love for the master. He walks around on my boyfriend, rolls around, jumps on my boyfriend’s pillow and snores crazily. Friends, if you meet such a little slut, are you still a human if you don’t pet him?

Pet him!

As we all know, cat feces are very smelly.

No matter how expensive a cat is, the feces it poops are the most terrifying biological weapons in the world.

Ragdoll cats eat a lot and poop a lot. When he poops, our whole family is on alert. In the middle of sleep, you smell a breath of death. You curl up in the quilt because of the stench. Your eldest son’s asshole is covered with feces and urine, and he rushes over to ask for a hug. You have to praise him for pooping, and the cat litter swung by his little hoof is scattered all over the way. 

At the same time, because he is so clingy, you will most likely wake up with the cat on a beautiful morning, and then smell a fresh smell of cat fart. Cat fart is cat shit gas, which kills people invisibly. I have even thought about collecting a can and spraying anyone who provokes me. The fear is that once the valve is pressed, we will die together.

I suspect that the ragdoll cat was sent by Guo Jia to monitor me. He has to get involved in bathing, sleeping, eating and pooping. If you don’t let him get involved, he will get into acting and scream sadly at the door. The cry is just like a professional drama actor, four-six style, long and short sentences, sad and sorrowful, which moves the listeners and makes them open the door.

The little bad cat is five months old now.

I feel that my life has been destroyed by him.

Whoever wants to raise one can raise it.