My British shorthair can make people cry with stupidity
. The kind of stupidity that can make people cry with stupidity.
At home, we have a poodle (14 years old),
a civet cat + a leopard cat (7 years old) ➡️Chopper,
a Chinese rural wild cat (6 years old) ➡️Matsui,
a British shorthair (1 year old) ➡️Taro
, but only the British shorthair is stupid. I even doubt whether he has a brain…
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One day, a friend of mine came to my house. Because we are very close friends and often come to play at home, the bravest and most friendly cat among the three cats in my house, [Matsui], is very familiar with her. As soon as she entered the door, [Matsui] kept asking for various touches and scratches in the living room, and had a lot of fun playing with my friend. But at this time, the most timid and neurotic [Chopper] in the family and the protagonist of this article, “He doesn’t have any personality characteristics, he just follows Chopper’s likes to do” [Taro], have already hidden somewhere unknown.
After playing in the living room for a while, my friend felt a little cold, so I said, “Then go to my bed and sit under the quilt!” My friend walked into the bedroom, got on the bed, covered herself with the quilt and sat down. During this time, [Matsui] followed her all the way, calling out, and got on the bed and continued to beg for touches and scratches…
Suddenly at this moment, the British Shorthair [Taro] came out!
[Taro] got on the bed in a flash, moved his little fat butt and fell down in front of my friend! Then he posed in various graceful postures to let people touch and scratch…
At that time, my friend and I were very surprised… We thought that cats also think that as long as they get on the bed, they are good friends with a quilt (wrong) and can be touched at will!! My friend was so happy!! Then he started to abuse him in various ways!! [Taro] was also very respectful!! He turned over and posed in various ways to let people touch him!!
I vaguely felt that something was wrong… but I didn’t know where the problem was…
Then I went to the toilet to defecate and felt that my IQ was on the high ground again… I suddenly thought of…
“【Taro】usually doesn’t come out when strangers come, but now he’s acting like a spoiled child and asking to be touched. Didn’t he recognize who’s on the bed at all?!”
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After I told my friend about my idea in the bedroom, she didn’t believe me…she said there was no cat that stupid…Then I squatted in front of 【Taro】, with my face facing him, and we scratched him with four hands…【Taro】’s expression…was so comfortable…
his expression was probably like this➡️(﹋__﹋)
He saw me sitting in front of him, but before he noticed, my classmate moved his face from behind him to face to face with him, and gently said to 【Taro】“I’m the one scratching you the whole time”
and then…………
Taro’s expression changed from (﹋__﹋)………to
(*罒▽罒*)………
and then to ↂ⃙⃙⃚⃛_ↂ⃙⃙⃚⃛…………
and then he turned around and ran away with an expression of “Fuck, I get it!”…
………………My friend and I were so moved by his stupid IQ that we cried…………Later, when my family found out, they also asked why we had such a stupid cat………………………………
………Stupid…cat…dividing…line………
Although his IQ is a bit lower, we make a living by our looks, don’t we?………………
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