Let me introduce some of my golden retriever’s childhood friends.

Let me introduce some of my golden retriever’s childhood friends

This is Duoduo, who is about one year older than Xiaomao. She is a female mixed breed of unknown breed. When Xiaomao was young, the two of them played happily together. However, when Xiaomao gradually grew up, Duoduo didn’t like to play with Xiaomao anymore. Maybe she felt that the gap in mentality was too big: How come I could beat him last month, but he has grown so much this month? What kind of powerful pills did you take?

Duoduo is a very jealous and protective dog. She gets jealous when others touch her owner. When Xiaomao was young, I was training him. Sometimes Xiaomao didn’t listen. If I trained him a little louder, Duoduo would jump up and give me a Foshan Shadowless Kick…

But a year later, their family moved away, and I never saw him again. .

In the two pictures below, Xiaomao is about 4 months old and has already started to rub Duoduo on the ground

(Don’t you know how to be gentle with women? No wonder he is still a virgin).

This is the golden retriever Lafite, a super sweet guy, half a year older than Xiaomao. When they were young, the two dogs were so close that they wanted to eat the dog food in the same dog bowl. Unfortunately, after the two male dogs grew up (about 1 year old Xiaomao), there was no harmonious scene anymore. They would start quarreling from a distance and would fight when they met.

Lafite has a super calm personality (except when he sees Xiaomao wants to fight). After one year old, he would look at people very docilely when he met them. He will look at you without making noise, jumping or crying. No matter how you stroke him, he will always look at you gently.

Unlike our little Mao, he sees everyone as if he has seen his biological parents who have been lost for many years. He can’t wait to dance pole dance around other people’s bodies. He drools so much and licks you. He can’t wait to give you a bath. Even now that he is 6 years old, he is still like this. Even the owner of the pet shop said: It is rare to see a 6-year-old golden retriever so naughty…

The reason for the quarrel may be like this: What are you looking at? I looked at you, so what? Try looking at me again? Just try it! Woof woof woof!…

This is Mr. Mao, who is three years younger than Xiao Mao. He is the only male dog in the whole community who can live peacefully with Xiao Mao.

Since he was born with cryptorchidism (which means his testicles cannot be seen or touched), he has spent his entire life on eating. He is also a cunning guy, and has been able to scam people since he was a child: when Xiao Mao hadn’t even touched him when he was little, he would immediately fall to the ground groaning.

If he were in a gang, he would definitely be the military strategist, and would definitely not be on the charge, but would definitely be the one to come up with tricks and take advantage of the situation from behind. It’s

just that Mr. Mao has an unreliable father who often shaves him into the shape of the mythical beast Alpaca…

In the picture below,

the happier the Alpaca on the right is,

the more melancholy Mr. Mao on the left is

. As a poop scooper, of course, various cosplays for dogs are inevitable. Let’s take a look at Xiao Mao’s.

This is a farmer from northern Shaanxi, singing Xintianyou.

This is the one-eyed pirate of the Caribbean ,

I am blind not deaf.

This is Illidan, hahahaha

, this… Call him Cleopatra? This crown is absolutely gorgeous. The crown, the tassels, everything else

seems to be the same except that they are not made of gold.

And the crown won’t fall off even if you bow your head.

Is this a Spartan warrior helmet? Or is it the Iron Ugly in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils?

Of course, the gangster boss wearing sunglasses is also indispensable.

Before Xiao Mao was one year old, my wife was at home all the time, so Xiao Mao basically didn’t destroy the house.

The main reason why puppies destroy the house is that they are too energetic and need to find something to do.

On the other hand, if a dog is alone at home, the puppy will feel insecure and anxious, so it will also find something to chew on

. This is just like many women who go shopping to vent their anger when they are angry.

So if there is always someone with you, the situation of demolishing the house will be much better.

Basically all the big items in our house are well preserved. The following are the only few things he has demolished.

The curtains are torn in a very artistic way. Did he know that Halloween was coming?

This pair of shoes felt like it was about to break, and Xiao Mao just helped to loosen the thread.

The picture below shows that every dog ​​owner has such a remote control at home. We live on the same planet and have the same remote control, right?!!!

This is the biggest “destruction” that Xiao Mao has ever done. He smashed the tempered glass dining table in our house into pieces.

After cleaning, the floor was full of potholes.

This is the result of the dog being too energetic and running back and forth at home…

Since smashing the table, Xiao Mao has never run back and forth at home again. Instead, he runs at the elevator entrance and then runs

to another place where he is very cunning.

This is the dog beating stick he used to beat the dog. The first generation

is rolled up with newspapers, and then tied tightly with sealing tape, it becomes a very useful dog beating stick.

Advantages: light and easy to carry, it hurts when hitting, but it will not hurt the bones, and the sound is louder and has a greater deterrent effect.

Then, when we came back from going out, the dog beating stick was dead…

Xiao Mao: Little guy, do you think I can’t deal with you?

So far, it has been dead. Three generations of dog beating sticks.

Finally, here are some photos of handsome Xiao Mao

. This is the photo when he was sent to the training. Oh, it’s so good to follow the trainer. After returning home, he still runs around recklessly when going out…

This is Xiao Mao going back to attend a party at his mother’s house (the kennel where he bought the dog). Many dogs played together, and Xiao Mao was always the focus of the event. At that time, he was about 10 months old and had become a very beautiful big golden retriever.

Hahaha. At that time, many people surrounded Xiao Mao and asked, hey, what did you eat since you were a child, how did you feed him, how did you care for your hair, and

finally a group of birthday photos.

This is one year old, he was wearing a hat, and his expression was a little focused, I thought he was asked to perform the Dingding Dafa again.

This is four years old .

This is the 6th birthday that just passed

. In a blink of an eye, 6 years have passed. I hope that in another 6 years, Xiao Mao can still be with us in good health.

I also wish everyone’s dogs and everyone to be happy and healthy.

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