2017/11/4
Honey is mad at my wife today.
I was drawing drawings in the house, and I didn’t know what trouble honey had made outside. My wife was angry and slapped her ass with all her strength.
Honey looked back at my wife, turned around and left with her ass twitching ~
My wife suddenly turned her eyes with anger.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh me to death.
2017/11/3 More
Honey seems to have gotten acquainted with me these days, and started to make all kinds of troubles every day. For example, urinating indiscriminately, tearing up the house ~ stepping on my little brat ~ Hey, I can’t get angry with him every day, and I’ve been born …
South without amitabha …
In order to resolve my angry mood, I decided to put a big nose to take a photo. Hahahaha, this photo has been sprouted for me ~
In fact, when she is not in trouble, I really like her very much …
I want to kill her when I get into trouble … Assi!
I fell asleep with my head on my pillow.
Honey self-timer angle hahahahahaha
Just watch me stare at you for nothing.
Honey is really an emotional emperor. Every day, she has honey juice and Yan Yi. Hahahaha ~
2017/11/3
Today, I came home and found honey tearing down the house … My house was like a thief.
He just chewed the paper and tore the urine pad, but she ate 12 tablets of my lorazepam, leaving only one and a half pieces of small broken dregs …
Shit, I only take half a pill a day, and I’m scared to death. I’m afraid she’ll have kidney failure. I called the pet hospital, and the doctor said that there was no need for gastric lavage, and I observed it. If it was not possible, I would send it again …
After I recovered from my fright, a fire rubbed against my head, and God beat honey …
If you eat something bad, you have to take medicine! My house stuffed rabbit is not fun! It’s not fun to cover the sheets! Have to take medicine! ! ! Stupid dog. Shit! !
I checked Baidu and said that dogs who eat diazepam by mistake love to sleep at most, and will not be poisoned by renal failure or anything. I looked back and saw honey running around the house with my Teddy … My nose was wet … Alas, I wagged my tail and asked for water to eat …
My heart is so tired …
If you don’t sleep in a nest, you must sleep on the stupid dog on the ground …
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Well, it didn’t take long to raise a golden retriever
Let’s show Honey’s cute picture first. It’s my first day at home.
The reason for taking Honey home was that Bibio, the big golden retriever who played well with me downstairs, was given away by the owner. I went downstairs just in time to catch up with the new owner to pick him up that day, and I cried with Bibio. That day, I saw my friend’s golden retriever was three months old and wanted to sell it, so I immediately took a taxi to see the dog.
Honey should be predestined with me. The first time I looked at her face, I randomly hugged her out. Later, I wanted to see it again. A bunch of long super-like golden hairs wagged their tails at me, so I hugged the most pleasing one. As a result, my friend told me that she was the one you hugged twice … pay the money decisively and take it away.
If you say what it’s like to raise a golden retriever … it’s probably like raising a child, and you have more worries in your heart. I can’t take my eyes off her, I can’t bear to close the cage, I’m afraid of calcium deficiency, I’m afraid of bugs in my stomach, I’m afraid of this and that. In addition to Honey, there are two little Teddy boys in my family, and they also have experience in raising dogs, but Honey is the first dog in my life, and she is still a big dog … just like a novice parent, she makes all kinds of preparations to check information …
But Honey is really smart. When she comes back, she doesn’t need to teach. She just knows to find a urine pad to go to the toilet, and she basically doesn’t pee indiscriminately. It’s quiet, too. It hardly barks. Teach me to shake hands and sit down. Teach me three times and you’ll …
And learned to play the mind’s eye, get into trouble. Look at me coming angrily, and immediately lie down and turn over my stomach … It’s really a moment without any gas.
It’s really healing … I fall asleep every day in my arms and sleep and dream. When dream of eating is delicious, she starts to lick her mouth. When she wakes up, she looks at her and smiles at me with her mouth open. Her big black nose is against my nose and she slaps my face with her tongue …
Besides, honey is really clingy and clingy … I won’t let her go into the kitchen wherever she goes. When I cook, she sleeps at the door and waits for me. When she is really bored, she runs away and plays with a toy in her mouth. Go to the toilet and follow … study and follow …
There are troubles and joys in raising golden retrievers, but for me, joy is greater than trouble. The most annoying thing every day is that the dog hair is flying all over the place at home, and you can’t get out without sticking your clothes …
But every day I look at a bleeding face in Alina Zhang and smile at me … It’s really heartbreaking ~
Honey is not a pedigree dog, all dogs are like this, and Wang Zi of his own family is the most beautiful. So, if you want to comment on something impure, don’t say it! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
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