My Samoyed is not stupid at all, on the contrary, he is very smart

Actually,

I think my Samoyed is not stupid at all, on the contrary, he is very smart.

He never goes to the toilet at home. If he can’t hold it anymore, he will bite your trouser legs with his mouth.

If you ignore her, she will open the security door and leave by herself…

leaving me in a messy empty house…

My Samoyed was infected with parvovirus by Onion, Ginger and Garlic. At that time, Onion, Ginger and Garlic died. I didn’t want Samoyed to die too, so I tried my best to save him.

He is well now, very well behaved, and acted cute in various ways…

but when he was sick, he lay down every day, making him lazy like a pig now. He lies down every day, unless he goes out, he will lie down instead of sitting, and he will never stand if he can sit.

The following are all kinds of stupid things this mentally retarded child does!!!

One day I went out to eat and locked him in the bedroom.

When I came back and saw that the security door was open, I thought a thief had entered. I thought at the time that if it was a thief, Samoyed must have reached a consensus with him, and maybe even followed the thief.

As a result, when I entered the house and tried to pull the security door, I found that the handle was covered with saliva. I knew that it had opened the bedroom door by itself, then bit the security door open with its mouth and ran away.

Later, I looked everywhere for it and found it in a chicken farm far away downstairs. The Samoyed was locked next to the chicken coop, with chicken feathers scattered all over the floor and chicken carcasses all over the floor!!!!! Later, I paid the owner 200 yuan to take this idiot away~~~~

I found it and brought it home. Just as I was about to scold it,

it seemed to know that I was about to hit it, and

it quickly crawled under the sofa. No matter how I yelled, it always had an expression of “I don’t want to listen, I don’t want to listen, I don’t want to listen” .

That’s it, with its little head sticking out and its eyes not looking at you.

No matter how you storm there, I will remain motionless!!

Guaiguai’s unique skill is “killing with closed eyes”

and the more you touch it, the happier it is…

Unique skill two is “killing with one eye”.

This skill is when Guaiguai knows that he is about to be beaten,

he pretends to be pitiful, showing his missing front teeth,

panting, and it is leaking air anyway… When

I go to bed at night, Guaiguai likes to crawl into the closet,

lift his head and look at me silently, as if to say; Shit shoveler, I want to sleep in the bed too.

One day I took it out to the toilet, and it suddenly rained.

Because I was sick and couldn’t get close to the water, I quickly covered its head.

When I got home, it was very unhappy with me and bared its teeth at me.

Shit shoveler, I’m going to get angry!!!

You made me, a white, rich and beautiful woman, look like a country girl…

Rich people can give me money, and poor people can buy me a watermelon…

“Shit shoveler, has anyone told you that you have body odor?”

It was raining that day, and I took him to hide in the fire escape of a residential area. He was very bored, so he just drilled the hole of the iron gate there, but couldn’t get in, and kept drilling. He was really mentally retarded~~

“Today I finally drank cold shrimp, it’s really delicious”

Let me show you the photo of the two idiots when the onions, gingers and garlic were still alive.

“I’m a virgin, what are you doing, let go of your evil little hands, put my thighs together… …” Shit

shoveler, if you bully me in the future, I’ll ask my brothers to chop you with a knife.