My Samoyed is a little devil who is annoying

He is four and a half years old.

When he is silly, he is a wife. When he

gets annoying, he is a little devil who is annoying.

He has his own ideas. He will listen to you when you ask him to do something if he is in a good mood, but he will ignore you when he is in a bad mood. Before

the age of two, he was a devil, a destroyer of the house, a shitter, and he would beat you three times a day. When he went out, he would drag you like a sled. After he turned two, it was obvious that he had grown up and become sensible. I was so relieved.

He is a hair-shedder and a drooler. I have to mop the floor three times a day. After taking a bath and drying it, I found that the whole house was covered with hair as if it had snowed.

I would chew a strand of dog hair in my mouth from time to time.

But even so, he will not be bald, and he is a hair-growing monster.

For such close contact, I only give him five minutes at most. If it lasts for a long time, he will start to roar and be mean to you, always thinking that you have taken advantage of him. He will only stop if you give him meat.

Very stupid, always hurts himself, not a good half year, either jumps down the stairs and sprains his ankle or jumps in the cage and cuts his leg when queuing for a bath with the Alaskan next door. All the trauma medicines at home are prepared for him.

He hates alcohol, but when he is hurt, he will still tremble and hand his paw to you to spray alcohol.

Usually he will turn around and run away when he smells alcohol.

He closes his mouth when he is in a normal mood, and his black lips are very sexy.

He laughs when he is teased, and he looks like a fool when he laughs.

He will listen to you and grasp the key words. No matter what you mean by this sentence, he will start to react when he hears the words he understands.

For example, when he hears “go out and play”, he will be stunned for a few seconds, then jump up and run to the door to pull his leash.

He is timid and cowardly when going out. He doesn’t like to play with puppies. He dislikes puppies for being too noisy. He has been bullied by big dogs. He will walk around dogs that remind him of something he hates. He likes dogs of similar size to himself.

Well, he has no interest in ordinary female dogs, but likes puppies that are a few months old.

In the competition between two male dogs and one female dog, guarding the tree means guarding face! Well, the male dogs chased the female dog, but he surrounded the tree where he peed, looking very proud.

I have my last stubbornness.

Big ass.

Peeping Tom.

Recently, I was infected with mites by cats. My ears are fine, but my body is starting to shed powder.

My husband gives him a medicated bath every two days, blows him dry, and applies medicine. I occasionally cut his hair, spray alcohol to disinfect, and then one day when I was curled up on the sofa, he ran over and leaned on my arms, and then kicked my husband who leaned over on the other side away… He treated

himself as a person.

During the Year of the Dog, I taught him to count. One finger barked once, two fingers barked twice, and finally it became that no matter how many fingers you put out, you would bark once, and if you found it was not right, you would bark twice. If it was still not right, you would bark three times. If it was still not right, you would bark randomly, anyway, you would get it right.

Because of skin disease, I didn’t want him to sleep in the room, so he blocked the gap in the door of the room, and he had to step over the dog threshold every day when he left the room.

When there are guests at home, he decides whether to bark or not depending on the guests’ attitude.

He is too lazy now. Every day when I get home, he is too lazy to get up to greet me. Most of the time when I run over, he just wags his tail or pouts his ears to show that he knows. He

follows me wherever I go.

When he wants to eat, he gives you both paws.