I took an angel(Samoyed ) home in a fit of convulsions

I took an angel(Samoyed ) home in a fit of convulsions

In fact, Samoyed is definitely a smiling angel with poison!

Who said Satsuma was a smiling angel! Who says Samoyed is cute and docile! It is misleading! Misleading!

In line with the love of those angel smile pictures on the internet! I took an angel home in a fit of convulsions!

It’s warm. Samak has skills! It will snow. Do you build it?

Damn dog hair flying all over the sky! I saw the dog hair in the bowl when I was eating, so I decided to pick it out and continue to eat!

Damn, eating is never safe! People don’t make noise! Just looking at the food in your hand! Infinitely pathetic!

The eyes are completely true! Countless times I suspected that it graduated from Chinese opera! Ignore it and whine! How do people who don’t know how to abuse it? Look, I’m hungry! Nima’s food is better than mine every day! What I ate was coarse grains and meat!

Ever since I had it! Eating a snack at home is like fighting a war! Obviously, it’s asleep! Listen to the sound of tearing the bag! It’s like pressing a button!

Sit next to you and look at you!

How dare you feed your mouth!

Who has food and who is the mother!

People want everything I eat!

Take a medicine and think I’m cooking for myself!

If you don’t give it food, you will jump up!

Start yelling if you don’t let me jump!

Shake it if you don’t yell!

You can eat nothing!

Damn it, drinking water is always two mouthfuls of water and running around the house! Wipe behind your ass! ! ! Nima just dried up and went for a drink! Drink up and run! How come you can’t drop a drop of milk!

Someone gave a big pig leg for Chinese New Year! What a big smoked pig leg! When I came back the next day, there was only half left! Come and kiss me when I still have meat residue on my nose! Afraid I don’t know it ate it!

Nothing it can’t eat! Only people don’t like it! Go to bed as soon as you are happy! My stomach is jumping out of bed! A lump of meat of 50 or 60 Jin is falling freely on my stomach! My gall is breaking!

Watching TV, people jump on the sofa and collapse next to me! The whole body leans against me! Don’t you have bones! You’re a mobile stove next to me. Ha, ha, ha! How can I fall in love with summer!

Go out and see other dogs, and rush forward like chicken blood! Rush up and slap people if they are good-tempered! ! ! When people yell at it, it slips back to me for a hug! Call me if I’m late! I should be yours!

Nothing, and I like staring blankly at the wall! Nima people are brewing the content of the next poem! Don’t disturb others’ creation if there is no meat to eat!

Trouble is always a righteous look! Say a few words about it and start arguing with me! It won’t be long before you see me eating after the quarrel, so you wag your tail and come over to ask for food! What a bitch! Come and show me a piece when it stinks at night! Let me know it’s time to pick up shit for others!

Since childhood, I suspect that it is a demolition office! Everything in the house is toys! Drawing paper is always the source of happiness! Take it out one by one and throw it all over the room!

Like slippers, play by yourself! Why put slippers on my leg to chew! Damn it, you like to take it back to your nest!

Tear the book when you catch it! Page after page! Give a doll and take out the “internal organs”! Somebody else recruited you to annoy you! Take revenge with you! Clean up the mess and it will come to make trouble! Ignore others and jump on your back!

I shut him off on the balcony and thought about it quietly. Why should I bring a bandit back? Turn around and people will open the door by themselves! Still a push-pull door!

Steal and eat, hide and eat! Put a chicken thigh in front of you first! Cooking a meal and climbing on the stove are so crowded that people have nowhere to go! The meal is ready. Turn around for a few minutes! A bowl of braised pork is gone, and the bowl is cleaner than washed!

It is the emperor at home! It’s an ancestor! It’s full! I must play with it! If you don’t play, don’t let go! Hug your thighs! What are you doing with that wretched look, bitch!

Serve food and drink! I have to wipe it and pick up shit! Why should I bring it back? Why? Why?

It is said that Satsuma is cute and has a low IQ! I think he’s smart. Fight with me every day! Don’t let it touch the meat on the plate! I won’t move! Turn around and tease the fish in the fish tank! Go and tease the fish! I’m afraid it hit the fish tank and take it away quickly!

Put away the fish tank and come back. The meat on the plate is gone! It’s gone People will make a diversion! People will divert the tiger from the mountain! Satsuma is a sled dog! ! ! I didn’t ride the sleigh at all. It ran with it! But pull me like a sleigh!

I can’t pull it, and people have broken free from the rope and run away by themselves! I thought the dog’s ears worked well! Damn, people don’t wear ears when they go out! Call it can’t hear! I finally heard it! Look back at you and keep running! ! ! !

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