It's so much fun to have a dog

It’s so much fun to have a dog

People who don’t have a dog will never know how much fun it is to have a dog.

1. Picking up poop is a required course for becoming a qualified poop scooper. Many poop scoopers will have some resistance to poop before they have a dog, and say: raising a dog is raising a dog! But I swear I will never pick up poop! But when it comes to raising a dog, the poop scooper can’t help it. Mysophobia

and the like disappeared in an instant. While silently crying, I squatted down under the gaze of the dog – this is the only way for every poop scooper.

2. Dogs can actually fart, and they will be scared by their own farts. Suddenly the whole dog bounces up, and take a look at its butt…

3. My dog ​​also talks in his sleep. I had a nightmare once. At first, it was a low “Woo~Woo~” as if it was angry, and suddenly it screamed “Ah~”, and it woke up by itself, sitting there with a confused face.

4. Dogs also have periods. I didn’t know this before. The first time it came, I wasn’t prepared. The bloodstains in the house looked like a crime scene. When the whole family was having dinner together, I asked my mom why the dog’s butt was bleeding. Now I think about it and it’s so embarrassing…

5. After raising a dog, I realized that it’s not only the Husky that will destroy the house. I apologize to the Husky here. The reputation has been damaged for too long.

6. Before I raised a dog, I thought it was acceptable to just watch the dog’s hair loss videos. The worst thing was to clean it more. But after raising a little Sa, I found that as long as it lay in the living room, there was hair in every corner!

7. When I first raised a dog, I didn’t know that dogs would change their teeth. I thought the dog food I fed the puppy was too hard and broke all its teeth. I was shocked… Later I found out that it turned out that it would change its teeth just like humans.

8. After raising a dog, I learned about the varieties and flavors of dog food, as well as various milk teas, milk powders, toys, etc. Well, I have bought them all. Ahhhh, I can’t stand it. It turns out that raising a dog is so expensive. This month, I used the money I bought for clothes to buy dog ​​food again (manual crying).

9. Dogs can really understand human speech, they just selectively pick out a few words they want to hear.

10. Dogs like to follow you and stick to you. Although you have many friends, they only have you.

11. Walking a dog is really a very physically demanding job. Lazy people are really not suitable for raising dogs.

12. After raising a dog, we found that the only one who never dislikes us is the dog.


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