The cat can understand everything, but just doesn't want to hear it.

The cat can understand everything, but just doesn’t want to hear it.

The cat can understand everything, but just doesn’t want to hear it.

I threw a ball of paper to it and encouraged it to pick it up, but it just walked over and fiddled with it, then walked away indifferently. “It’s not fun,”

I shouted, “There’s a bee here, gloves, come and catch it! Here, here!” It moved its ears, and even its expression didn’t change at all. “It’s not fun,”

I didn’t understand. How could a young cat act like an unemployed, miserable middle-aged uncle, “unhappy” all day long? My two cats are the standard brainless and unhappy ones!

But when After I walked away, I could see it quietly walked over, fiddled with the paper ball a few times, then picked it up and hid in the corner to play… went!

Just when I finally continued to play with my phone, it tiptoed to the curtain where the bees stopped, raised its head and stared at the bees without blinking, twisting its butt wildly!

So, Chen Mitiao, do you have an idol burden?

Are you afraid of appearing childish in front of me???

Cats will be jealous! And they are scheming boys!

My eldest brother never thinks of himself as a cat. He thinks of himself as a person, the second child of my family. His sister is a cat, and a very stupid cat.

So, every day when I put out cat food, he must be the first to eat it, and his sister can only eat the ones that fall on the ground from the edges. One day, classmate Chen Yuanyuan was so greedy that he stretched his fat head in front of his brother, but he was slapped on the head and walked away in shame.

Every day when I get home from work, the eldest cat, Chen Mitiao, will decide what ritual to use based on how much he misses me. If I get home very late, he has been waiting for me all day and really misses me, so he will lie down slowly with his four legs facing the sky, roll to the left as if in slow motion, and then look at me and say, “Mom, I turned over on my belly, didn’t you see it? Come and touch me quickly.” He

was just trying very hard to be cute, and then he urged me impatiently with his eyes: Come and touch me quickly!

If I put down my things first and touch his sister, he would be very unhappy, but even if he was unhappy, he still had to have self-esteem, so he would walk to the other side of the room, pretending to catch some small flying insect and making a loud fluttering noise, and perform a non-physical show until he tricked his naive sister over, then he would quickly run to me, sit down and look at me and say, “Petting me!”

The cat-petting benefit he earned by his own ability, this should be a reflection of his IQ, right? Then his sister was still looking around in the corner, looking for the non-existent flying insect.

Silly and innocent Chen Yuanyuan: Brother, what did you catch? Show me…

Don’t have unrealistic fantasies about the sensibility of cats

. I often hear people say “My cat is very sensible and doesn’t scratch the sofa.” Not long after, he will come to me in frustration, and the leather sofa is scratched into a sieve!

In fact, some behaviors of cats are natural, such as hunting, burying feces and food, and sharpening claws.

These behaviors are difficult to change through education.

For example, if it refuses to pee in the litter box, then it may be possible to complete the process of educating the cat by forcibly pressing its head to smell the excrement and criticizing and praising it.

But the behavior of sharpening claws is not allowed. You must have multiple objects for sharpening claws in different places, otherwise it will only harm your sofa furniture. My cat will even scratch the carpet of rough material. The most ideal thing for sharpening claws is sisal columns.

Or a climbing frame with sisal columns. Cats will be more willing to play on the higher climbing frame because they naturally like to look down on us from a high position.

Chen Mitiao’s sensibility is mainly reflected in his desire to protect me

. He has a crazy desire to protect me.

There are no cockroaches in my house, but sometimes huge flying cockroaches fly in from the balcony at night in the summer.

When I screamed and jumped onto the sofa, Chen Haotiao sensed my fear and would turn into Batman, quickly pounce out, grab the brave warrior who dared to come to my house to die, and throw it in front of me, “You women are just timid, it’s no big deal!”

The problem is that classmate Chen Haotiao thinks flying insects are trophies, so no matter which window it has worked hard to get a flying insect back, it will proudly throw the half-dead prey in front of me, “Mom, please keep it for me, I’m going to play first.”

The classmate’s understanding is reflected in: you can play with it at will!

My Chen Yuanyuan is a timid, white, fat, beautiful shorthair. When there is a little disturbance, she will hide under the sofa with her tail between her legs, but she has an advantage: she is delicate and soft and easy to push down. If you push it casually, it will lie down, and do the splits with its legs spread wide. It doesn’t like to be kissed on the face, but if you can’t push it away, it will squint its eyes and look like it has given up on itself and say, “Then kiss me. If you can’t resist, then give up.”

Classmate Chen Yuanyuan, who has a delicate body and lies down at the touch, said:

My eldest cat is so fat because he ate six kinds of fish from Cravings when he was a child. If your cat is thin, feed it Cravings. It’s a bit expensive, but the nutrition is great.


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