Is it difficult to raise a Corgi?

Is it difficult to raise a Corgi?

Corgis…

they smell, pure natural strong dog odor, every time you rub them you will smell, if you hold them for a long time you will be soaked in their dog odor…

they are greasy, every time you rub them you will smell greasy… you have to wash them often. After washing and drying, the whole house is full of their strong dog odor… it is overwhelming.

They are short, and other dogs often laugh at them when they are with them… for example, if you stand with them overlapping, Corgis live in the basement, and other dogs live on the second floor. You have to wash their belly after going out for a walk, and if you turn them over, you will see leaves, twigs, grass roots, and everything else.

They are greedy, they can eat anything, even screws, and they will even take a bite of the urine of other people passing by.

They drink 3 liters a day and urinate 4 liters. They urinate by lifting their legs, squatting, lying down, lying sideways with their legs open, peeing secretly, peeing with brushes, peeing with wavy lines, peeing when the courier comes back, and peeing when the milk comes back. The whole house is full of hidden urine odor, plus their dog odor. Throw away the house and buy a new one.

It was timid and could not be beaten by anyone. It rushed into the arms of the police officers who were resting by the flower bed. The police officers were all confused and could not help but stroke the dog: Did you see that? Dogs know to find the police when they have problems!

It has no legs when running, and it will rush over and hit your knees like a majestic kiwi.

It will never protect its owner. If there is danger, it will run away and drag its owner to death.

It is fat, and you want to hug it, but that is impossible. It has no waist. You can hug other dogs by inserting its armpits. It is impossible to hug it. If you want to hug it, you have to lie down with it. But it will make your head and face look like it has been washed with water.

It poops a lot, a lot, and you have to bring three extra-large poop shovels and matching garbage bags. I also have to bring paper wraps and gloves. After it poops, you have to wipe the floor after shoveling the poop, otherwise it is too unethical. Tears are running T﹏T

It is too enthusiastic. As long as you sit and as long as your hands are empty, there will definitely be a dog head under its hands. I got tendonitis from petting my dog, okay?!!

I won’t say any more, just turn off the mic and cry for a while.


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