Don't raise corgi!

Don’t raise corgi!

Don’t raise corgi! must! Conscience warning! You must see to the end!!!

First, let’s talk about the drawbacks:

1. Too clingy! Swear not to boast about water at all!

2. Too secure. When corgi is masturbating, he turns over to let you touch his belly

3. Too unhygienic, it licks and rubs everywhere on you!

4. Being too clingy doesn’t necessarily mean being gentle and quiet!

5. Not walking properly when going out, lacking awareness of traffic safety, and not knowing how to look at cars, so angry! Wherever you go, it goes. Drill between the left and right sides, educate it many times!

6. Hair shedding monster. He really sheds a lot of hair, the walking dandelion is talking about him. Someone said before that it doesn’t shed hair very much, and I believed it. However, after raising it, I found out that it really sheds hair too severely, and fish oil and egg yolks can’t stop it.

Speaking of advantages again:

1. Don’t be picky about food! Eat it, it’s delicious, and your body is even better! Thieves can eat!

2. It’s really soft and cute. Although it has short legs, it always wears a smiling face and occasionally smiles at you. Walking behind it and looking at its short legs and big butt, it’s hard not to like it, okay? It’s so cute.

3. Smart and highly intelligent. I started training in two or three months when I was a child, and I learned many movements in just a few strokes. I always cooperated well and was very obedient.

4. Almost no body odor, this is my favorite. After taking a shower, the fragrance lingers for a long time, and I want to kiss him every day.

Personal main experience (painful experience): When you take a shower or go to the bathroom without it, you dig and tap the door! I have no time for myself at all. I come over to rub against you while watching TV or movies, push it away and rub against you, and try my best to use my head to rub against you! You lie on the bed playing games, and it plays with you, either licking your hands or putting its head on your arm. At worst, it stands between you and your phone.

The first thing I see when I push open the door after work is definitely it, even when I open the room door! To be honest, from raising it until now, it’s really stressful and I’ve never slept a good night’s sleep! It can be said that applying 502 adhesive to your body with double-sided tape is not enough to be around you, you still need to be teased.

When I go to bed, I follow along. Before going to bed, I look at my phone and it flirts with you. When I’m tired, I lie on you for a while, on your stomach for a while. Anyway, I lie on your whole body for a while!

Sometimes when you finally fall asleep, you step on your belly in one go! Is it because someone wakes up from being trampled on for no reason and becomes angry and heartbroken? And it’s so fat and heavy. As soon as you raise your hand and want to slap him in the big mouth, it often crawls in your arms. Let me ask you what’s going on?


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